Greetings fair traveler,

Today we visit a noob with a tiny bankroll, won from freeroll MTTs. Our noob, filled with confidence from having outlasted many hundreds of similar noobs, even if just on a few occasions, sits down at a cash game in the hopes of increasing her meager allotment of pennies.

Having played only no limit and pot limit, our noob decides to plunk down a buyin at a sure-to-be easier fixed limit micro table.

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