Last night just after the 7PM games in which I got crushed early ( ).....

I decided to enter a $1000.00 gtd tourney with a sat ticket I had won. I was going really well... was getting great cards, great flops... and DONKS pushing at me left and right. Hell I only had to actually bet maybe twice, the rest of the time it was call-WIN. Ten minutes in. I had already accumulated a 10-1 chip lead over my nearest rival.

Then my internet went out.

A little over two hours later I get back to the tourney just in time to see my once mighty stack had been blinded down to one BB which was already all-in. What was worse.... I was bubble boy.

Thanks Poker Gods. I get the msg.