OK this is really really easy and lets not get to out of control with it but just finish the sentence. This should get funny I am hoping.
My response.

Chop every limb from its body while cutting off blood to those cut limbs, adding some adrenaline so it doesnt pass out from pain or die from bleeding out, or I could just hand it over to me Pablo Escobar and say it stole some of his money lol, escobar bad ass.jpgmaking it suffer for as long as I can for all the years of abuse...