I need suggestions for a new screen name for Felt Stars (CONTEST!!!)

[gefishy]

THIS ROUND IS OVER! THANKS FOR YOUR SUBMISSIONS!

IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, THE SUBMISSION DEADLINE HAS MOVED UP TO 4-25-11 AT MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME!!! MAKE SURE ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE TIME STAMPED PRIOR TO THE DEADLINE IF YOU WANT THEM TO BE CONSIDERED!!Hey everybody,

So, I have accounts at Carbon Poker, Sportsbook, and 1 other Merge site (can't remember right now which one...) which means I have used pretty much every iteration of my favorite screen-name (gefishy) that I can.

What does that mean? I need a new screenname!! It's been like 11 years anyways. I use the damn name for Xbox live and every other poker site. I need to get more creative.

Problem: I am not that creative. I am a musician, not a writer.

SOLUTION!!: Have a contest to get you guys to write one for me!

Rules:

1) My screen-name CAN'T be "gefishy". A) not creative and B) that is the whole reason why I am doing this contest...

2) Nothing offensive(in English or otherwise): No swear words, racist language, sexist language, or other potentially offensive material. If you have to ask "could this be offensive?" don't bother posting it. I have virgin ears you know...

3) The more clever the better!

4) Something short and easy to remember, avoid multiple words if possible and long strings of numbers.

5) It has to be a name that I can use on Feltstars (has to be available for me to use).

Other than that, you guys can feel free to get creative! In the end I will pick the top 3-5 screen names and post them in a new thread where people will vote for the winner! If the winning screen-name is the one that you provided you will win...

500 POINTS!!!

Every person who enters a name (and follows the rules in doing so) will get 10 POINTS!! (easiest 10 points ever, in my opinion)

I may also randomly dole out various levels of points to submissions that make me laugh, or are otherwise interesting.

DISCLAIMER(S): I reserve the right to deny any submission based on any subjective criteria I chose. If you do not follow the above rules your screenname will be rejected and you will be no longer eligible to win. Each person is only allowed (2) screen name submissions, I will only consider the LAST 2 you post. Points will be awarded within 2 weeks of Final Contest completion. Ultimately, I am the contest Czar and reserve the right to change/cancel the contest or contest rules without any warning or notice. I do what I want!

Any questions, comments, concerns? Post them on my Visitor messages or send me a PM!!

The first leg of contest will end April 30th with the new thread being created the following week, I will chose the final end date once that thread is created! Thanks for your help. Good luck, and have FUN!!!

gefishy

[jonny696]

Killamanforhesgiro

[Dyrantula]

"gedonkey"

[StoneCold]

GoFishing

[jimmyd1953]

gofishudonkaling, gofishuloseagaindonk

[kenzor]

donkosaurus/ KillPhilmuth / TonyGspot.. w0000t

[tiagcoimbra]

geSharky )

[choppedwoodc]

geMagalodon,geGuppy

[manu994]

StakeMeAsIAm, GeNocide

[channing73ny]

str8shuter