HaHa this thing is pretty spot on:

Vernon
One of the most amazing men on the planet. A true friend in time of crisis and a horrible enemy to anyone who harms someone he cares about. Vernon is a true gentleman, always putting others before himself. Heart of gold, even if it's been broken before
Friend a: Hey, you know that guy Vernon?

Friend b: Hey yeah!

Friend a: he saved a kitten from a fire.

Friend b: Doesn't supprise me. Vernon is awesome like that.