Quote of the day

[CheapskatePoker]

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967

[CheapskatePoker]

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. ~Bob Hope

[CheapskatePoker]

I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. ~Gerald Ford

[CheapskatePoker]

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

[bigphatmike]

" you aint cool unless you pee your pants"

"well, if that's the case, consider me a regualr Miles Davis"

[OhDeletedOne]

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[diego9157]

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...... just be an illusion."

[Swittie]

"I did this", says my memory. "I can't have done this", says my proud, and stays inflexible. Lastly - memory cedes.

[joshx]

Nature Quote of the Day
My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.

[ritehere]

When you're out with your honey
And your nose is kinda runny
Ya might think it's funny
But it snot

-My drunk Grandfather