Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: "I can?t deal with you anymore."

Q: What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.

Q: How's a casino like a good woman?
A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it!

Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.