Poker One Liner's

[ekud]

Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: "I can?t deal with you anymore."

Q: What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.

Q: How's a casino like a good woman?
A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it!

Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.

[pokergod420]

good Afternoon all well morning for me since I work the grave yard shift. hopefully today I can get in a freeroll and get my bankroll started.

[pokergod420]

I don't understand some of these poker sites I mean really get in a hand with A 2 for like 900 pre flop miss the world on the flop I shove with pocket jj and you river an Ace wtf. danm donkeys

[pokergod420]

here we go freeroll time I hope I can win this and start a bankroll from scratch by the way Ronda Rousy is one bad chick who will defeat her next opponite for sure.

[FoisGroisFlush]

: What do craps dealers eat for dessert?