So one of my good looking friend decided to set me up with a friend of her. At first i didnt want to but if her friend is half good looking as her then what can go wrong. so i agree to it. I agree to meet her at a bar last night.I got there early and sat around for twenty minutes. Suddenly a 4 foot nothing woman sat next to me and found out that she was my date. things were ok at first and then i ask her...So how does it feel to be a midget? she then gave me this look and proceed to knock me off my stool. she then jump down and started kicking me with her little tiny feet and screaming "I am not a midget, I am a little person". The Bartender felt bad for me and bought me couple of drinks when she left.