one of the coolest mofos on this site. Happy bday muuuufucka. A few rounds on me, matt. lol.hqdefault.jpg
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Thread: Happy birthday to JBD
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04-10-2014, 01:11 AM #1
Happy birthday to JBD
Turtleboooy: lol when i come on i think f*** that Doc guy but i dont know why...haha
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04-10-2014, 01:28 AM #2
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happpy bday bro!
<TONelson> F'real I am glad you are still a MOD here man. You give a shit. That matters
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04-10-2014, 01:33 AM #3
Thanks doc...doc was generous and gave me money to buy a bit of booze tomorrow...WHAT A WINNER!!! Will post shot/s tomorrow or friday!!!! CHEEEEEERS PO, WAS A GREAT BIRTHDAY!....
IF anyone else wants to donate a bit for my birthday i am happy to accpet po points, bcp username: JBD or paypal ( message for address)..as i'm a broke mofo like most folks I know...anything helps..THANKS PO for a great place to be!!
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04-10-2014, 01:38 AM #4
SOOOO weird that you posted a pic from full metal jacket...GREAT film that me and a few buddies were talkin about this evening...
" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. "
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04-10-2014, 01:45 AM #5
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YOOO its my birthday too today hell yeahhhh i turned 23
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04-10-2014, 01:46 AM #6
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04-10-2014, 02:28 AM #7
AHHHH double-triple (you judge) and more to come tomorrow/friday...thanks to the good docta!!!
shitty old phone...jbd dont believe in the new fangled smart phone jibba jabbaLast edited by JBD; 04-10-2014 at 03:14 AM.
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04-10-2014, 03:11 AM #8
shots for the man. for those who didnt
cash.jpgTurtleboooy: lol when i come on i think f*** that Doc guy but i dont know why...haha
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04-10-2014, 03:27 AM #9
member we dont get olda ..we get betta Hot Sexy Birthday Girls! - YouTube
<Poof> I only want to kick those chickens that beat up the rooster
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04-12-2014, 10:28 AM #10
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happy birthday John a little late but hope u got lucky and enjoyed