Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks View Post
Do like the candians do, find a hot woman in a bear skin with a tramp stamp tatoo and go to town. Fry up some lard, gaze out back at the moose grazing on the evergreen and check on the dogs. Wax the sleds, start a fire and go to sleep.
You missed a few steps !

- Brush wifes fur
- Take in the sheep
- Milk the sheep to feed the baby
- Kill the sheep
- Skin the sheep
- Eat the sheep
- Feed the bear
- Have sex with cousin
- Disinfect gentlemen sausage
- Wash sheep skin
- Wrap yourself in said sheep skin
- Find a free hay stack
- Sleep.