A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
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05-16-2012, 04:56 AM #1
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Driver
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05-18-2012, 08:45 PM #2
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haha
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05-18-2012, 10:05 PM #3
Well maybe the bus driver should have ignored the kid. LOL
A bad attitude is just like a car with a flat tire, "You aren't going anywhere unless you change it."
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05-18-2012, 10:06 PM #4
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the movie driver is good, this joke is fucking lame tho
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05-19-2012, 07:15 PM #5
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
soo good.
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05-19-2012, 07:51 PM #6
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That is a good one. The kid is just setting up the bus driver the whole time.
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05-19-2012, 08:32 PM #7
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haha