op i just read a few sentences, i stopped when you said the problem was. im telling you the problem is texas get out as soon as possible. go north east or west not sure if u should go south for more than a week or so. ( i hear the cartel is not so much the nice people)
but if u leave texas go to a state where, they dont think big hair fake everything the bush family knows all perhaps ur desire to drink andget high would subside.