656 Free Points for the Best Joke

[marlydog1812]

Hello, Ill ship 656 PO points to the person who can tell the best joke which includes at least 5 of the following people or things:

Drywall
Johnny Stacks
Rrickir
Gimme
Janish
Lilg
Poofy
A penguin
Ants

[marlydog1812]

Ill pick the winner in 24 hours...

Best joke = one that gives me the most chuckles...

[marlydog1812]

offer is to 671 points..

[rrickir]

uhh theres not mcuh to work with there,, tooo many poeples names and too llitttle objectsl ol

[marlydog1812]

u can add things...just need five off the list....add anything u want including TB..

[mihaha79]

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!

Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool!

Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.

Q: What?s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don?t wanna fall out.

Q: What do Penguins like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.

Q: Who is a Penguin?s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.

Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.

Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: Why don?t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.

Q: What do you call a happy penguin?
A: a Pen-Grin!

Q: What did Morgan Freeman say when Penguins told him they liked March of the Penguins?
A: Why the hell was I narrating it if Penguins can talk

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven?t got any pockets.

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed penguin.

Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
A: Its a whale of a tale

Religious Zookeeper

The devout zookeeper lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out at the zoo.
Three weeks later, a penguin walked up to him carrying the Bible in its beak.
The zookeeper couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the penguin's beak, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the penguin. "Your name is written inside the cover."

[marlydog1812]

Holy penguin jokes!!!

Id say you would be the front runner as you're the only jokester, but you didn't follow my rules!!!

Hello, Ill ship 656 PO points to the person who can tell the best joke which includes at least 5 of the following people or things:

Drywall
Johnny Stacks
Rrickir
Gimme
Janish
Lilg
Poofy
A penguin
Ants

[CUSTOMTABLES]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your LILG for you.''

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'DRYWALL.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him LILG'. Years later; DRYWALL sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of LILG. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen LILG, you've seen DRYWALL.

[CUSTOMTABLES]

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie G.