Quote Originally Posted by JoeM View Post
I am going to have a lot of sex, because I'm really good at sex. I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock. I have really good sex moves, that I learned in China. I’m a sexual tiger, and I feed on vagina.
Interesting post, but I think Ron Jeremy could put your ego to rest