Ur honor, m 90 yrz old.. So thr i ws sitin on th front at my porshe on a warm spring evenin wh a young man came creepin up on th porshe nd sat beside me.

He started rubbin my thighs and it felt good ur honor, so i didnt and cudnt stop him. He began 2 rub my old swollen breast ur honor. Why, your honor i havent felt that in ages so i just spread my old legs nd said 2 him:

"take me young man, take me!!"

ah!! Can u imagine ur honor, he thn yelled "APRIL FOOL!!"...
and thats when i shot the son of a bitch!!