Ur honor, m 90 yrz old.. So thr i ws sitin on th front at my porshe on a warm spring evenin wh a young man came creepin up on th porshe nd sat beside me.
He started rubbin my thighs and it felt good ur honor, so i didnt and cudnt stop him. He began 2 rub my old swollen breast ur honor. Why, your honor i havent felt that in ages so i just spread my old legs nd said 2 him:
"take me young man, take me!!"
ah!! Can u imagine ur honor, he thn yelled "APRIL FOOL!!"...
and thats when i shot the son of a bitch!!
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05-16-2012, 05:17 PM #1
april fools
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05-16-2012, 05:35 PM #2
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a post that was truly worth reading if your life is this boring
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07-07-2012, 10:26 AM #3
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07-08-2012, 03:40 PM #4
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sound good.. too bad u wrote that hard to read