Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know
the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've
been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did,
by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair
that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$%
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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05-12-2012, 06:52 PM #1
that time of the month!!!1 the couch is looking good :)
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05-12-2012, 07:04 PM #2
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I've heard that one before, but it still makes me chuckle. Thanks for the smile.
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05-12-2012, 07:15 PM #3
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Wow I haven't heard that rant in 3 weeks. Guess I'm due.