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10-22-2011, 04:22 PM #1Banned
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tell me a joke
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10-22-2011, 04:23 PM #2Banned
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pls!!!! i wanna hear a joke
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10-22-2011, 04:26 PM #3PokerOwned Admin
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Question:
If you are rowing down a river in a canoe and one wheel falls off how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?
Answer:
None, ice cream doesn't have any bones! hahahahahaha
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10-22-2011, 04:33 PM #4Sergeant
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hate the joke, love the line "dont be sexist, bitches hate that"
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10-22-2011, 04:38 PM #5Experienced Member
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Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".
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10-22-2011, 06:57 PM #6Knight-Lieutenant
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Wow thats an interesting joke, nice post fiv
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10-22-2011, 10:42 PM #7PokerOwned God
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"submit email" survey on most ... acramax joke newsletter ...get 30-40 PO points ... 2 birds one stone
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10-29-2011, 09:46 AM #8Private
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B3careful guys! some girls might open their heart to You and some can open their legs to you =p
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10-29-2011, 09:52 AM #9PokerOwned Master
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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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10-29-2011, 09:55 AM #10PokerOwned Master
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Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
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