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poowoo12 tell me a joke 10-22-2011, 04:22 PM
poowoo12 pls!!!! i wanna hear a joke 10-22-2011, 04:23 PM
Poof Question: If you are... 10-22-2011, 04:26 PM
TheBuffoon hate the joke, love the line... 10-22-2011, 04:33 PM
Fiv3nDim3 Three men were sitting in a... 10-22-2011, 04:38 PM
b112895 Wow thats an interesting... 10-22-2011, 06:57 PM
roseoflife B3careful guys! some girls ... 10-29-2011, 09:46 AM
bmeelneg "submit email" survey on most... 10-22-2011, 10:42 PM
kendiking Psychiatrist: What's your... 10-29-2011, 09:52 AM
kendiking Bill and Bob, two children,... 10-29-2011, 09:55 AM
CJPoke lmao =O 03-05-2012, 09:51 PM
sunburnt2k11 i like this thread. some... 12-19-2012, 02:36 PM
roseoflife Q. What did the blonde's left... 10-29-2011, 09:56 AM
TKD55 Q. what did the blonde`s left... 11-04-2011, 12:45 PM
walter1024 here i got a joke for ya ... 10-29-2011, 09:56 AM
dipstick2 kinda funny but ,lets have... 10-29-2011, 09:58 AM
seaeyes Look in the mirror! LOL... 10-29-2011, 03:44 PM
taketherake she was f***ing goofy... 10-29-2011, 03:47 PM
Drywallman3 ouch rofl!! 11-04-2011, 12:46 PM
taketherake why did mickey leave minnie... 10-29-2011, 03:46 PM
kendiking A man is sitting in a bar... 10-31-2011, 01:17 PM
kendiking A guy is stranded on an... 11-02-2011, 05:57 PM
TKD55 name ? adulf brun language?... 11-04-2011, 12:47 PM
Drywallman3 ummmmm what???? I might be... 11-04-2011, 12:49 PM
TKD55 How do you keep a blonde busy... 11-04-2011, 12:52 PM
TKD55 did u here bout the blonde... 11-04-2011, 12:54 PM
TKD55 Why does it take longer to... 11-04-2011, 12:57 PM
TKD55 im done c yas all... 11-04-2011, 01:05 PM
joshtheking an indian walks in a bar... 11-04-2011, 12:49 PM
Drywallman3 LOL now this was pretty funny 11-04-2011, 12:50 PM
kendiking :)) funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 11-04-2011, 03:26 PM
dragonad120 This Indian boy goes to his... 11-04-2011, 03:57 PM
joshtheking lol funny sht 11-04-2011, 06:35 PM
kendiking :) funny 11-05-2011, 02:00 PM
lulabell79 lmao!! that's a great one 12-22-2011, 02:17 AM
dragonad120 A young husband and wife were... 11-04-2011, 03:56 PM
dipstick2 what do yu call a gay... 11-04-2011, 06:32 PM
joshtheking hahah funny sht! 11-04-2011, 06:35 PM
GottImHimmel This is funny stuff! Thanks... 11-04-2011, 06:52 PM
bigphatmike now that is some good stuff... 11-04-2011, 06:56 PM
lilg97 hahahahahahhahahaah omg 11-05-2011, 02:01 PM
LvegasL1 HA HA LOL LOL HA HA. Torn... 11-05-2011, 09:57 PM
pokerpiglet A doctor and his wife were... 11-06-2011, 05:18 AM
kendiking hahahahahahahahaha :)) nice... 11-06-2011, 11:53 AM
pikeboy412 heres a great joke: 11-06-2011, 05:24 AM
kendiking A blonde, wanting to earn... 11-07-2011, 05:31 AM
Krjebo A homeless man asks another... 11-07-2011, 10:40 AM
Krjebo Why did the elephant not like... 11-07-2011, 11:06 AM
kendiking :))))))))))))))))))... 11-09-2011, 05:06 AM
jvnation sticks and stones break my... 11-07-2011, 11:16 AM
eveleen ooh yeah show me a joke!! 11-26-2011, 04:52 PM
gimmeabrew i was going to say a gay joke... 11-26-2011, 05:07 PM
bmeelneg hahaha ... very funny ...... 11-26-2011, 08:34 PM
ghoulraiser .One day there were four nuns... 12-12-2011, 10:45 AM
Deadguy2 lol very funny 12-15-2011, 10:28 PM
Deadguy2 A man is lying in bed in the... 12-16-2011, 01:11 PM
Deadguy2 A guy goes to his eye doctor... 12-16-2011, 01:23 PM
Deadguy2 A young man was drafted into... 12-16-2011, 01:06 PM
gimmeabrew damn thats funny 12-16-2011, 01:12 PM
Roopster Two cowboys, Zab & Lilg,... 12-16-2011, 01:22 PM
Roopster yo 07-10-2017, 01:33 AM
igor23 two men walk into a bar, and... 12-17-2011, 05:00 AM
Deadguy2 An elderly woman was driving... 12-19-2011, 08:47 PM
comoscor good job 12-21-2011, 12:46 PM
gherlan_weterfg :))) 12-21-2011, 09:20 PM
jbetta01 wow thats funny as shit lol 12-22-2011, 02:48 AM
pikeboy412 bob dole 12-22-2011, 02:51 AM
lulabell79 What do you call a dead... 12-22-2011, 03:23 AM
azreal1 whats the difference between... 12-22-2011, 07:09 AM
gimmeabrew A dick has a very sad life...... 01-09-2012, 04:59 PM
Rcktwrangler lmao! 01-09-2012, 05:00 PM
BigBadJohn http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net... 01-12-2012, 10:47 AM
Guest Wanan hear a funny awesome... 01-12-2012, 12:50 PM
WeirdFinalScore hate the joke, love the line... 01-12-2012, 02:24 PM
UrsuuL I went to the cinema the... 01-16-2012, 12:21 PM
PC69 lmfao 01-18-2012, 01:01 PM
space_ryan87 knock knock, whose there... 01-18-2012, 11:46 AM
PlanetRED Girl: Do you believe in puppy... 01-20-2012, 09:51 AM
royalpat that is grosssssssssssssss 01-20-2012, 10:22 AM
billyjustin here's a joke....lol, you're... 01-20-2012, 12:24 PM
Punter4444 my frd status on fb. two ways... 01-21-2012, 07:56 AM
ccchris7 heres a joke take a look at... 01-21-2012, 08:20 AM
PlanetRED A small white guy goes into... 01-30-2012, 02:05 PM
PlanetRED A first grade teacher... 02-02-2012, 03:40 PM
Punter4444 evry1 who watches cricket... 02-03-2012, 04:29 AM
aka47 funny funny funny lol 02-04-2012, 05:54 PM
BLINGBLAOW LiLG, thats my joke 02-04-2012, 05:55 PM
aka47 lol thats not funny lol 02-04-2012, 06:01 PM
Poof A man and his wife are... 02-07-2012, 11:35 AM
LvegasL1 That was kinda funny, I... 02-07-2012, 02:36 PM
MAE1 sa imi bag pola in mortii... 02-07-2012, 04:54 PM
tval35 Haha these are modersately... 02-09-2012, 05:17 PM
UrsuuL My f*cking neighbour knocked... 02-24-2012, 03:06 PM
eBay Time sugy poola si cu curru si cu... 02-24-2012, 06:46 PM
Punter4444 kya bakwaas bol rahe ho aap... 02-25-2012, 01:31 AM
space_ryan87 knock knock, whose ther. boo,... 02-27-2012, 09:52 PM
space_ryan87 what u call a guy with no... 02-27-2012, 09:54 PM
space_ryan87 what got no arms and no legs... 02-27-2012, 09:52 PM
space_ryan87 what do you call a black man... 02-27-2012, 09:55 PM
space_ryan87 so how boutr them jokes? are... 02-27-2012, 09:57 PM
bmeelneg Thinking my definition of the... 02-28-2012, 10:06 PM
space_ryan87 what do you say to an indian... 02-27-2012, 09:56 PM
day44 I don't like jokes. Never got... 02-28-2012, 12:13 AM
Punter4444 i hav enjoyed these please... 02-28-2012, 01:43 AM
space_ryan87 hahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahah... 02-28-2012, 01:18 PM
space_ryan87 what do u call an east indian... 02-28-2012, 06:55 PM
space_ryan87 what ya call a east indian... 02-28-2012, 06:56 PM
space_ryan87 a salesman goes to the door... 02-29-2012, 09:44 PM
space_ryan87 knock knock, whose there ... 02-29-2012, 09:46 PM
gmoney1 hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahh... 11-05-2012, 05:54 AM
space_ryan87 knock knock, whoes there,... 02-29-2012, 09:45 PM
pablocaslaa hahahahaahha very nice jokes 03-01-2012, 12:41 PM
piela Originally Posted by... 03-01-2012, 05:20 PM
OrganJuggler told this many times but ok... 03-01-2012, 05:32 PM
BigBadJohn Drinking With A Canadian... 03-05-2012, 05:15 PM
space_ryan87 omg that is sooooooooooooo... 03-05-2012, 09:51 PM
space_ryan87 knock knock, whos there,... 03-05-2012, 09:53 PM
space_ryan87 amose amose who amosequito... 03-05-2012, 09:54 PM
space_ryan87 the doctor looked at the boy... 03-05-2012, 09:54 PM
space_ryan87 lmao... 03-05-2012, 09:55 PM
space_ryan87 knock knock, whos ther,... 03-05-2012, 09:52 PM
marcus knock knock whos there ... 11-04-2012, 12:59 PM
Swittie 1061 11-05-2012, 12:45 AM
Swittie http://img39.imageshack.us/img... 11-05-2012, 01:08 AM
sunburnt2k11 why did the chicken crossed... 12-16-2012, 04:25 PM
LaserCats Whats the difference between... 12-17-2012, 10:27 AM
RafalTH me too like this thread i... 12-20-2012, 08:17 AM
onehotdame 2 muffins were in an oven ,1... 12-23-2012, 05:00 AM
bikkeromano i know jokes but i spanish ,,... 12-23-2012, 09:20 AM
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    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol
    FORGIVENESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!THATS RIGHT THE KING IS BACK AND THIS TIME FOR GOOD SO DONT GET COMFORTABLE ,YOU BETTER PLAY TIGHTER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol


    LOL now this was pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

    ) funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
    lol funny sht
    FORGIVENESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!THATS RIGHT THE KING IS BACK AND THIS TIME FOR GOOD SO DONT GET COMFORTABLE ,YOU BETTER PLAY TIGHTER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
    funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol
    lmao!! that's a great one
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