tell me a joke

[PlanetRED]

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she was a democrat. She then asked her students to raise their hands if they were democrats too. Not really knowing what a democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception.

A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked her why she had decided to be different. Lucy said, "Because I'm not a democrat.'' Then, asked the teacher, "What are you?'' The little girl answered, "I'm a proud Republican."

Now the teacher, very annoyed, and her face red with anger, asked Lucy why she was a Republican. "Well, said Lucy, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are Republicans, and I am a Republican too."

The teacher, now very angry, loudly said, "That's not a good reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron, What would you be then?" Lucy thoughtfully paused, and let out a big smile.

"That's easy!," she said, "I'd be a Democrat!."

[Punter4444]

evry1 who watches cricket knows how badly India performed this time was their worse performance against the aussies. here is joke for u:

during australia crickt series players are thinking

in morning session: will sachin score 100?
aftr lunch: will India make 100
after teatime: How many Aussies will make 100?!!

[aka47]

funny funny funny lol

[BLINGBLAOW]

LiLG, thats my joke

[aka47]

lol thats not funny lol

[Poof]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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[LvegasL1]

That was kinda funny, I laughed. Ha Ha.

[MAE1]

sa imi bag pola in mortii tai. in my leaguech country ! ! !

[tval35]

Haha these are modersately funny...

[UrsuuL]

My f*cking neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am, do you believe that sh*t!? 2:30!! Lucky for him I was still awake playing the drums...