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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol
    lmao!! that's a great one
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    wow thats funny as shit lol
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    bob dole

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    What do you call a dead blonde under the porch? ------> Last year's hide-n-seek winner!
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    whats the difference between a smeer test and rape?-----------> women dont enjoy a smeer test BOOM

    most of my "humor" comes in the form of demotivational pictures and not for the easily offended
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    A dick has a very sad life...

    his hair is a mess

    his family is nuts

    his neighbor is an asshole

    his best friend is a pussy

    and his owner beats him..

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimmeabrew View Post
    A dick has a very sad life...

    his hair is a mess

    his family is nuts

    his neighbor is an asshole

    his best friend is a pussy

    and his owner beats him..
    lmao!

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    Wanan hear a funny awesome joke??? : WOMENS RIGHTS

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