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  1. 11-04-2011, 03:57 PM #31
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    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
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    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
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  2. 11-04-2011, 06:32 PM #32
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    what do yu call a gay indian.... wait 4 it a brave sucker
    win if yu can but always play fair
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  3. 11-04-2011, 06:35 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
    lol funny sht
    FORGIVENESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!THATS RIGHT THE KING IS BACK AND THIS TIME FOR GOOD SO DONT GET COMFORTABLE ,YOU BETTER PLAY TIGHTER.
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  4. 11-04-2011, 06:35 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by dipstick2 View Post
    what do yu call a gay indian.... wait 4 it a brave sucker
    hahah funny sht!
    FORGIVENESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!THATS RIGHT THE KING IS BACK AND THIS TIME FOR GOOD SO DONT GET COMFORTABLE ,YOU BETTER PLAY TIGHTER.
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  5. 11-04-2011, 06:52 PM #35
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    This is funny stuff! Thanks for sharing it with us.
    "Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me." - Napoléon Bonaparte
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  6. 11-04-2011, 06:56 PM #36
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    now that is some good stuff gottta tell that too the fellas
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  7. 11-05-2011, 02:00 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
    funny
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  8. 11-05-2011, 02:01 PM #38
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    hahahahahahhahahaah omg
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  9. 11-05-2011, 09:57 PM #39
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    HA HA LOL LOL HA HA. Torn rubber thats not funny!
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  10. 11-06-2011, 05:18 AM #40
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    A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.
    "What took you so long to answer?"
    "I was in bed."
    "What were you doing in bed this late?"
    "Getting a second opinion."
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