tell me a joke

[TKD55]

name ? adulf brun
language? english
sex? yes 3 to 5 times a week
no i mean male female? yes male female sometimes camels
holy cow!!! yup cows sheeps anymals in general
oh deer: no deers they run to fast

[Drywallman3]

name ? adulf brun
language? english
sex? yes 3 to 5 times a week
no i mean male female? yes male female sometimes camels
holy cow!!! yup cows sheeps anymals in general
oh deer: no deers they run to fast

ummmmm what???? I might be able to understand this later when I drink some beers

[joshtheking]

an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

[Drywallman3]

an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

LOL now this was pretty funny

[TKD55]

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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[TKD55]

did u here bout the blonde that shot an arrow in the air ???? she missed!!!!!!!

[TKD55]

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

[TKD55]

im done c yas all tomorrooww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kendiking]

an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

) funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dragonad120]

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."