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Thread: tell me a joke
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10-29-2011, 09:56 AM #11Private
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10-29-2011, 09:56 AM #12Elite PokerOwned Member
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here i got a joke for ya lilg & kaos How's that
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10-29-2011, 09:58 AM #13Elite PokerOwned Member
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kinda funny but ,lets have something hilarious next time
win if yu can but always play fair
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10-29-2011, 03:44 PM #14PokerOwned Pro
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Look in the mirror! LOL just kidding
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10-29-2011, 03:46 PM #15PokerOwned Veteran
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why did mickey leave minnie mouse???
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10-29-2011, 03:47 PM #16PokerOwned Veteran
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she was f***ing goofy hahahahahahaah lol
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10-31-2011, 01:17 PM #17PokerOwned Master
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A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
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11-02-2011, 05:57 PM #18PokerOwned Master
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A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright - but after a few months he gets lonely...
The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."
The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"
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11-04-2011, 12:45 PM #19PokerOwned Master
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Q. what did the blonde`s left say to her right leg?
Originally Posted by roseoflife
A. nothing they never met
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11-04-2011, 12:46 PM #20PokerOwned God
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ouch rofl!! Originally Posted by seaeyes
20:58 <Poof> I would trade my husband for gisele
18:37 <thepokerkid> @thepokerkid: and stop thinking about gay things
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