tell me a joke

[BigBadJohn]

Drinking With A Canadian Gal.....

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Canadian Gal are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Canadian Gal, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Canada, we have so many immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless Canada !!

[CJPoke]

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

lmao =O

[space_ryan87]

omg that is sooooooooooooo funny lololololololoooooloooooollloolol

[space_ryan87]

knock knock, whos ther, madame, madame who, madame foots stuck un the door haahhahaahhahahaahhaah

[space_ryan87]

knock knock, whos there, bannana hahhahahahaahhaahhaahahahhahaha

[space_ryan87]

amose amose who amosequito bit me,,,,haahahahahahaah andy , andy who, andy bit me again aahahahahhaha

[space_ryan87]

the doctor looked at the boy and said,,,,ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell yur parentsa

[space_ryan87]

lmao haahhaahhahahahaahhahaahahhahhhaahhahahahaahaahahh lolololololollololollo

[marcus]

knock knock

whos there

points

points who?

points for me



hahahahahaha

[Swittie]

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