Edward Watton
14 minutes ago
HEY EVERYONE!!! WITH NO OFFENSE- I WISH IN 1 NIGHT, I COULD TRANSPORT TO ALL OF YOUR HOMES, HIGH FIVE ALL YOU DAD'S, GIVE A GOOD GAME SLAP ON THE BUM TO ALL YOU MOMS... AND KISS ALL YOUR BABIES ON THE HEAD...CAUSE YOU ARE ALL DOING RIGHT! I AM SOO HAPPY FOR ALL OF YOU....FOR REAL...

FLAT OUT- LOVE ALL YINZ!
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James Rupert Like Santa, only not leaving presents
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Edward Watton lmao James Rupert,i did mean that post as a legit comment cause everyday someones having a kid and there is so fucking many that i cant meet all these offsprings without being a time traveler ...but to get on the normal eddie funny side of things- i guess i should of not said in one night.. but what if eddie clause did come to your house every year..high fived the dad while he was blacked out on egg nog...slapped the mrs. in the booty and took a present
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Edward Watton you had to do it rupe, you had to do it... got me all amped up lol
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Edward Watton lmfao
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