Sign Language

[Dyrantula]

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem, I said I needed a hand saw".
The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming"

[DiscinFrog]

that is really funny, omg.. lol..

[SouljaE]

LOFreakinL

[space_ryan87]

omg that is so fkng hilarious. im sending this on hotmail its so good sweet

[Apostasy_666]

lol thats pretty good

[montesito]

In my country there is an advertisement for a school English.
She talks about people who literally some things translate to English.
like:
CAN YOU TRANSLATE ME TO OTHER PAGE OF THE STREET.

[atmosphere.gb]

joke about constracion worker was awsome

[dablin]

lol,it's very funny joke,I told it to my mother and my brother and they agreed it's funny,LOL!I've had some good laughs xD

[SouljaE]

second time i read this joke. still laughin my ass off

[Kriss22m]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahh I could not stop laugh...God I like this one. I have send it to all my coleagues exept the BOSS....After 3 min. Everybody had start to lough loudly...exept my boss....lol He was wondering whats going on. Everybody liked it ....Now we got different kind of comunication.....lol.