Sayings

[MaGgie14]

F B I = Faithful, Beautiful, intelligent

[Prozach]

Like Prozach always says, "I'm good to drive."

[MaGgie14]

Lol

[ya1700]

Brother you have not noticed posted it twice! Please note!

[baubau30]

In a bar in Paris, the condom machine, it reads:
"If the device does not work, please look for the boss. If this works, looking girls at the bar!"

[baubau30]

- You scream if I now give you panties down and I put it?
- Oh, something I still do!
- Have you had sex?
- No! I never cried.

[baubau30]

A motorist on the highway in a car good girl. Naturally all the way beyond hand on the gear legs chick, so just come in Bucharest, screaming, excited at its height, he says:
- I want to f uck!
- Have a little patience, a quarter of an hour come to me and do!
- No, I want now! If we do now in place, scream, scream, jump on the go!
Poor man, what to do? Stop the car, a mattress on the jack, stick a blanket under the car and start discussions. Shoulder suddenly feels defeated.
- What are you, sir, you see that I work?
Beating the shoulder is repeated. When looking man, a policeman.
- To live, sir cop!
- Sir, said police, who then here's your job, but my duty to inform you that for a quarter car has been stolen ...

[bsd]

ahahahahahaahahahah very funny

[flytomaca]

Nice jokes are posted here. It makes the day brighter sometimes. Thank you guys

[BrazilianGuy]

Lmao