Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.