Obama's driver!!!!

[dragonad120]

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.
'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.

[royalpat]

lol good one never heard that one before

[279135]

never heard? lol, same jokes, different elections

[gametime74]

good joke i will try to remember this joke when romney is the next prez as well..lol

[twinkies777]

lol funny joke.thanks for the post!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mpettit2]

haha very funny... Wish this was a true story and not a joke.. need this fool out of office as soon as possible.

[Ricardo]

Obamaa is a cool president it is a neiger i like ... lool

[asd123asd]

Obama is the first black president ot the USA

[dimebags7]

Funny, but sure to draw attention. lol Wonder if the writer of this joke is actually from the USA or another country. I am sure people of another country hate the pres more than some of the folks out here in the US. I for one, like him but really who cares.

[DeadlySilent]

Obamaa is a cool president it is a neiger i like ... lool

I hope something is lost here in translation. Otherwise wow.
Anyways I am no the biggest Obama fan by any stretch of the imagination so this is pretty frigging funny to me.