Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying."Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves."The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldnt be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"So the old man says, "I know! Im crying because I dont remember where I live!"
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05-07-2012, 02:20 PM #1
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marriage joke
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05-07-2012, 02:23 PM #2
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I've heard that one before, but it still makes me chuckle. Thanks for the comic relief.
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05-07-2012, 02:29 PM #3
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It is not very funny. I thought it would have sex-related ending
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05-08-2012, 04:05 AM #4
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is not very funny...in my opinion)))) but....hahahahah))))))
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05-08-2012, 04:58 AM #5