Kids Play Poker Too

The milkman walks up to number 36, and as he passes the window he looks in and sees a group of young boys drinking bourbon and playing poker for what looks like huge stakes.

He rings the bell and a 6 year old boy answers with cards in his hand and a cigar in his mouth...

The milkman asks, 'Are your parents in?'

The boy replies, "WHAT DO YOU F$@%*NG THINK?"