joke

[MaGgie14]

The king of the jungle, is going to celebrate a holiday. Then he says: I am going to do a holiday. And they all say WELL, and the frog: (Singing) that well I it go away to happening! That well I it go away to happening! And the king says again: We are going to have attractions and candies. And all WELL, and the frog: that well I it go away to happening! That well I it go away to happening! And the king up to the noses of hearing to the frog, says: all the animals Are going to be, except one that is green, with bulging eyes and sticky. And all WELL, and the frog: that well! That gets screwed up the crocodile!

[baubau30]

2 Scottish meet:
- Oh, what a nice watch you! I think it cost you more.
- No way! My father sold me to dying by 4 pence.

[baubau30]

A Scotsman goes to a bar and orders a draft beer. After they bring beer noticed a fly in it and tells the bartender:
- Barman, the beer that's a fly. The bartender replies:
- Sir, you're stingy, how much beer can a fly drink?

[baubau30]

How was made ​​for the first time wire? A Scotsman and a Jew on the street while they saw a penny coin.

[baubau30]

A transatlantic liner sinks and escapes than Ion, a Romanian, and Claudia Schiffer. Get them on a desert island and their living ?ntremează. Get a hut, in the absence of something, and they fuck. One morning, Claudia finds that John is missing and you see perched on the heights of the island, I gaze thoughtfully ocean.
- John, what about you, see you bitter?
- Let me, woman, that I have and I on of my ...
- Come on, tell me, can you help.
- I miss George.
- Who's George?
- A friend of mine in Romania.
- Well, John, but Romania is on. But if you do me a minute George.
- You you, Claudio, the thing for me?
- Yes. Look, I'm George.
- Hey, bathrooms George, I pulled her Claudia Schiffer ...

[baubau30]

A Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a rabbi were thinking of how to divide money between God (the church fund) as well.
Catholic: I'll draw a line, throw the money up and my spade is right, what's left of him in spades.
Baptist: I'll make a circle and that he's the grudge in his and the rest of mine.
Rabbi: I'll throw them up and He will keep both needs.

[tobii12]

Haimito esta lloviendo en la calle.. No se porque yo vine por la vereda jajajjaa.. mortal admitanlo!

[maxpoker22]

ohhhh lol very good