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[flytomaca]

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ?I?.
Millie: I is?
Teacher: Stop, Millie. It?s wrong. Always say ?I am?.
Millie: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[baubau30]

Long ago, old John comes to America and goes to the brothel. ask:
- How much?
Reply whore:
- Two dollars.
- Why two dollars?
- One of the put, one out.
Ion p ** Put the old man and remain still.
- What happened, say bitch, what you left it, gives you the c * r, that all omu '.
- I can not, says John Santa, I have only one dollar.

[baubau30]

A wolf in Little Red Riding Hood ran through the forest. She runs, runs, runs and finally get to Grandmother's house.
MORAL: The best friend a girl's legs are.
The next day, a wolf running through the woods on the hood, a catch and rape.
MORAL: The best friends can separate!

[steveg78]

Thanks for the chuckle, that one's been around a long time, but it's still a good one.

[yasha]

nhhhhh lol lol lol very niceee man !!!!!!

[joshx]

Sweet one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!