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    PokerOwned Pro dragonad120's Avatar
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    the hot neighbor

    A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
    "I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said.

    "I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?"
    "Yes!!!!" he replied enthusiastically.

    "Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?"

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    PokerOwned Veteren flytomaca's Avatar
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    HAHAHAHA That is awesome. Great one
    Carpe diem!

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    Elite PokerOwned Member MrPokerVerse's Avatar
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    That was a real knee slapper there, my gosh still waiting to start laughing. Must be one of those creeper jokes, takes awhile to settle in.
    "When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience." anonymous quote

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    lol

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    hahahahahhahahahahhah =[[[]]]]
    Heard that one of the things if not the

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    Very good

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    hell no..lol. thats cold..funny dude

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    typicall burn i hate when that happens

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    hahahaha that was a fact against desperate people bukkle upDDD

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    Not bad! I like it, had a preface,climax and punch!

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