helping his friend out lol

[dragonad120]

Husband- Honey, I invited a friend home for supper.
Wife- What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!
Husband- I know all that.
Wife- Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Husband- Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.

[1kota]

That graceful, like that better not to marry

[RWPFhero]

Haha Nice one, this joke should be told before you get married!