he he he

[dorudelafocsani]

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that he doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

[colbyd]

Nice, I like this one too. Thats not a tv. Very funny!

[TheSaint]

whahahaha! good joke. ill have to tell this one to the gf. have to love the blonde jokes thanks again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goyomaster]

LOL nice joke! haven't heard about it. It was unespected

[ya1700]

jajajaj goood joke bro!!! lol lol lol lol lol

[ased]

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

Finally, the man behind her says, “Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the machine?”

She replies, “Fuck off! Can’t you see I’m winning?”

[MDC]

Classic

[AryAlton]

whatever you say lady. thats all i would be able to tell her. oh and SHARE THE WEALTH.

[AryAlton]

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that he doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

LOL, my wife liked this one and she is blonde.

[MePhoenyx]

haha, very good joke. i like this topic