Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one.
"Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole."
"I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Winthrop weighed over two hundred and fifty pounds."
"The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every stroke, then picking him up again that wore me out."
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10-12-2011, 03:11 PM #1
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golf
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10-12-2011, 03:19 PM #2
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Most courses pass by the clubhouse after 9, but other than that...
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10-12-2011, 06:09 PM #3
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It's been a long time since I've heard this one..
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10-12-2011, 06:17 PM #4
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Good one. Thanks for the little chuckle.
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10-16-2011, 02:03 PM #5
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Ha ha thanks It has been a longtime for me as well since Ive heard it
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10-16-2011, 10:49 PM #6
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funny joke, i like it and actually get it.. do you have anymore gold jokes
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10-20-2011, 09:51 PM #7
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ive heard this joke before pretty hilarious if you ask me
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11-02-2011, 06:03 PM #8
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i'm glad you all liked it :P it's funny