A ventriloquist was performing on a stage making fun of one and all in the audience. Suddenly a Sardar from the audience shouted at the stage: ?You there, you have made enough fun of us, Sardars. Stop it, or I will have to stop it for you.?

The ventriloquist was taken aback. Still he tried to sooth the enraged Sardar: ?Easy man, take it easy. There is no disrespect meant. Jokes are jokes after all.?

Sardar: ?You keep out of it. I am talking to the little fellow hanging from your hand.?