funny one

[wheatie]

lol.... pretty funny.

[samwelll]

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

I like this one, stupid cops!!!

[benspocket]

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"

Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. "Let's see... mortgage 550.00, electricity 70.50, phone 35.00." His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is that?"

"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!"

[savelapuck]

maybe putting them all in one thread would be much easier for ya.

[dragonad120]

not funny

[MaGgie14]

I do not understand it very well

[Nicholas3154]

Idk why you didn't just stick this in the joke thread

[benspocket]

Johnny, on his deathbed requested his wife: ?When I am no more, please marry Watson, I implore you.?

Wife: ?That Watson? But you have always hated him from your heart.?

Johnny: ?I still do.? And fell dead

[benspocket]

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

[benspocket]

A ventriloquist was performing on a stage making fun of one and all in the audience. Suddenly a Sardar from the audience shouted at the stage: ?You there, you have made enough fun of us, Sardars. Stop it, or I will have to stop it for you.?

The ventriloquist was taken aback. Still he tried to sooth the enraged Sardar: ?Easy man, take it easy. There is no disrespect meant. Jokes are jokes after all.?

Sardar: ?You keep out of it. I am talking to the little fellow hanging from your hand.?