lol.... pretty funny.
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04-02-2012, 12:11 PM #1
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04-03-2012, 12:50 PM #2
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03-31-2012, 03:19 PM #3
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Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. "Let's see... mortgage 550.00, electricity 70.50, phone 35.00." His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is that?"
"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!"
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03-31-2012, 03:21 PM #4
maybe putting them all in one thread would be much easier for ya.
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04-01-2012, 05:09 PM #5
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05-15-2012, 11:46 AM #6
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I do not understand it very well
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04-01-2012, 06:05 PM #7
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Idk why you didn't just stick this in the joke thread
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04-02-2012, 07:08 PM #8
funny
Johnny, on his deathbed requested his wife: ?When I am no more, please marry Watson, I implore you.?
Wife: ?That Watson? But you have always hated him from your heart.?
Johnny: ?I still do.? And fell dead
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04-02-2012, 07:12 PM #9
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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."
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04-02-2012, 07:13 PM #10
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A ventriloquist was performing on a stage making fun of one and all in the audience. Suddenly a Sardar from the audience shouted at the stage: ?You there, you have made enough fun of us, Sardars. Stop it, or I will have to stop it for you.?
The ventriloquist was taken aback. Still he tried to sooth the enraged Sardar: ?Easy man, take it easy. There is no disrespect meant. Jokes are jokes after all.?
Sardar: ?You keep out of it. I am talking to the little fellow hanging from your hand.?