Son: Daddy, what does it mean to be drunk?
Father: You know son, do you see those 2 chairs over there... when you are drunk, it seems like there are 4.
Son: But daddy, there is only 1 chair.
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02-10-2011, 05:33 PM #1
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Funny Joke :)
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02-10-2011, 08:07 PM #2
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where ya get all this
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02-11-2011, 05:57 PM #3
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it's not that funny..
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02-14-2011, 06:16 PM #4
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Haha! Only 1 chair! He's already drunk answering his son lol.
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02-14-2011, 06:42 PM #5
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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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02-15-2011, 05:21 AM #6
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ok ithought the first one was funny but the second one was better. lol
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06-29-2012, 12:22 PM #7
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ahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha nice one looooooooooool
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06-30-2012, 06:33 AM #8
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the seconed one is nice
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07-01-2012, 06:44 PM #9
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more funnies!
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07-02-2012, 03:25 AM #10