A new student walks up to her tutors office, nervously looks up and down the hall, then enters and closes the door behind her. She then drops to her knees and says "Please let me pass this test, I will do ANYTHING!"
The tutor walks over to her and replies "Anything?"
She flicks her hair behind her ears, moistens her lips and repeats "I will do ANYTHING".
Her tutor bends down until his mouth is inches from her ear and whispers "Would you.... study?"