A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, ?I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.? The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ?Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.?