My Husband lay dying. I was by his bedside.he said in a tired voice."There's something I must confess." "Shhh. There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right." "No I must die in peace. I shagged your sister, your best friend, her best friend and ur best friends mum!" "I know," i whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you asshole, now close your eyes''
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04-08-2012, 09:34 PM #1
don't fuck around with this woman lol
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04-09-2012, 01:23 AM #2
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cool joke
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04-09-2012, 01:40 AM #3
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04-09-2012, 01:43 AM #4
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04-09-2012, 03:23 AM #5
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04-09-2012, 04:11 AM #6
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hahaha)))) excellent joke, very nice)))
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04-10-2012, 01:18 PM #7
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04-10-2012, 01:19 PM #8
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jajajaja.....
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04-18-2012, 02:16 AM #9
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And we induce the bluff... Pretty cool slowroll.
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04-18-2012, 02:19 AM #10
8/10
"We have met the enemy and they are ours; two ships, two brigs, one schooner and one sloop." --- O.H. Perry