Pastor keeps chickens in the Church premises,
one evening a Cock went missing. In Church
the next day the Pastor asked "who has a
cock?" All the men got up.."No, I mean who
has seen a cock?" All the women got up, "No,
no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't
theirs?" Half of the women got up, "Oh for
goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock??" All
d Choir girls got up.