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When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris can cook Minute Rice in 9.8 seconds flat
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03-02-2011, 03:57 PM #21Lieutenant Commander
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03-02-2011, 08:07 PM #22Private
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Do you know how many push-ups can Chuck Norris do???? All of them !!!
Once snake bit Chuck... Afte many many days of unbearable pain snake died)
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03-02-2011, 08:18 PM #23Lieutenant Commander
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Hahahaha, oh I really like the pushups one, the snake was pretty good too though. Originally Posted by TRIVAA
Do you know how many push-ups can Chuck Norris do???? All of them !!!
Once snake bit Chuck... Afte many many days of unbearable pain snake died)
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03-03-2011, 02:09 AM #24PokerOwned Moderator
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Please don't butcher Chuck Norris jokes, the joke goes: Originally Posted by dablin
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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03-04-2011, 08:02 PM #25PokerOwned Master
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Charlie Sheen should be the new Chuck Norris
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03-15-2011, 11:54 PM #26PokerOwned Moderator
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
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