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About LinkBacksA police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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Thread: Cheating: life and death
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06-11-2011, 09:57 AM #1Banned
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Cheating: life and death
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06-18-2011, 06:06 PM #2Master Sergeant
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lol good joke!!
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06-19-2011, 02:12 PM #3PokerOwned God
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Not bad,,,rofl
" JUST KILLIN TIME,,, WAITING FOR TIME TO KILL ME,,,"
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06-23-2011, 03:04 PM #4PokerOwned Pro
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thats a good one
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06-24-2011, 03:38 AM #5PokerOwned Pro
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looool
funny=)))) ty 4 this one
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06-24-2011, 07:43 AM #6PokerOwned Veteran
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good joke thank ou for this hared
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06-24-2011, 01:58 PM #7Banned
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lol yeah guys thanx for this lol wifes gonna really kill his ass
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01-26-2012, 02:06 AM #8Seasoned Veteren
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hahahaha pretty good.
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01-26-2012, 07:57 AM #9PokerOwned Demi-God
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too funny
thanks for the early mornin laugh
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02-15-2012, 03:05 PM #10PokerOwned Veteran
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funny lol
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