the cab ride

[dragonad120]

One day a 5 year old boy and his mother from Whitehaven took a taxi into town the taxi had no music so on the way the boy started singing.
If my mother was a cow and my father was a bull I would be a little calf,
if my mother was a sheep and my father was a ram I would be a little lamb,
if my mother was a bitch and my father was a dog I would be a little puppy.
Hearing this all the way the driver was getting annoyed
If my mother was a hen and my father was a rooster I would be a little chick.
Finally the driver couldn't take it anymore and asked the boy "if your mother was a prostitute and your father was a drunkard what will u be?"
The boy smiles and replies "that's easy I would be a taxi driver". The taxi driver shut his mouth and carried on driving

[ya1700]

hahahhahahahah lolololololololoololooooloolo very funny

[yarono]

hahaha ))) nice nice nice nice nice nice nice very niceeeeeeee

[motoconcho1]

jejejeeje this is the bad guy shot the taxi

[joshx]

to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1

[yasha]

hahahhahahahah lolololololololoololooooloolo very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[MaGgie14]

Very enterteining

[1kota]

Very graceful the joke