Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
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Thread: bribe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-27-2012, 06:06 PM #1
bribe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-28-2012, 01:55 AM #2
Not awful. I am smiling, so that counts for something. It needs a twist just before the punch.
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05-28-2012, 12:37 PM #3
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The one who would gain the case
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05-28-2012, 12:39 PM #4
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LOL good one man
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05-28-2012, 12:43 PM #5
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05-29-2012, 01:08 PM #6
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lmao thats a good one
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05-30-2012, 12:56 AM #7
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The one who would gain the case
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07-06-2012, 11:46 PM #8
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Hehe
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07-07-2012, 12:28 AM #9
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07-07-2012, 12:24 PM #10
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Thats a good one and so true about lawyers